January 2010
Spending New Year's Eve Watching Glee
And I couldn’t be happier <3
Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing?
Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This... is the mirror ball suit.
Howard Moon: [sighs] I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah? You're in this band as well! What have you been doing?
Vince Noir: I do the costumes, you do the music. That's the agreement. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine.
Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage.
Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. That's why I've made you...
[pulls out brown jumpsuit]
Vince Noir: the tweed version! I call it the library suit. See this pocket? That's for your library card. See this pouch? Loose change, in case you've got any fines!
Howard Moon: ...That's pretty good, actually.
Soup, soup a tasty. Soup, soup a spicey. Carrot...
(via fuckyeahnoelandjulian)
Lady Justice Wept Today
December 2009
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INTERVIEWER: Do you get funny looks in the street for being a baddie?
MARK STRONG: Once a bloke cycled past me and shouted “Murderer!”
LOL!!!
Just got back from seeing Sherlock Holmes
Can I has the entire cast please?
I’ve loved RDJ since I was ten years old, my mom has a BIG OL Crush on him as I do.
I could ship that entire cast/characters.
Just saying, I loved all the implied gayness between Holmes/Watson.
I kinda want to start a fuckyeahbrittana group
Just because I can’t get enough of Brittany/Santana
*thinks*
I’ll often yell at homeless people ‘Hey, hows that homelessness working out for...
– Sue Sylvester
1x4 Preggers
(via gleeandquotes)
If you couldn’t tell I’ve been listening to the White Album. :P
She’s well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand Like a lizard on a window pane The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors On his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy Working overtime A soap impression of his wife which he ate And donated to the National Trust
I really love this song.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life you were only waiting for this moment to arise
Martha my dear you have always been my inspiration Please Be good to me Martha my love Don’t forget me Martha my dear.
Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon’s bible Rocky had come equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival
Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise So Captain Marvel zapped him right between the eyes All the children sing Hey, Bungalow Bill What did you kill Bungalow Bill?
Cool cherry cream, nice apple tart I feel your taste all the time we’re apart Coconut fudge—really blows down those blues But you’ll have to have them all pulled out After the Savoy truffle. You might not feel it now But when the pain cuts through You’re gonna know and how The sweat is going to fill your head When it becomes too much You’ll shout aloud
She was a working girl North of England way Now she’s hit the big time In the U.S.A. And if she could only hear me This is what I’d say. Honey pie you are making me crazy I’m in love but I’m lazy So won’t you please come home.
One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover She came along to turn on everyone Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all.
When I cannot sing my heart I can only speak my mind, Julia